Joey: Hey, Mr. Bing. That, uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.Chandler: Yes, that was mine.Joey: ‘Cause I figured you hooked up with some girl and she’d left it there.Chandler: Yes, that would have made more sense.Joey: You know, I… I don’t even feel like I know [...]
Archive for the ‘Friends’ Category
13 Dec
The One With the Thumb
Monica: Where’s Joey?Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
3 Dec
The One With the Monkey
In honor of the Christmas spirit: Phoebe: So, you guys–I’m doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother’s suicide, and one about a snowman.Chandler: Might wanna open with the snowman. Phoebe (singing):I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin’. How was I supposed to know [...]
26 Nov
The One Where it All Began
Rachel: And that’s when it hit me–how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Ya know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but…
